Noah has "apparently" never been on live TV before, but that doesn't stop him from stealing the show.
When a reporter asked him what ride he had just been on at the Wayne County Fair in Pennsylvania, the precocious 5-year-old grabbed the microphone and sealed his fate for eventually becoming a television personality.
Noah told WNEP's Sofia Ojeda, "Apparently I already went down the super slide. When I went down, I was scared half to death! I just freaked out!"