"Captain, we can have-- in the States here-- guns openly in Starbucks. My solution is quite simple-- have Starbucks open up on the boat."
--Jon Stewart on the Daily Show, wondering during an interview with Captain Richard Phillips why no one on his boat was armed
Phillips was the Captain who fought off Somali pirates while trying to get his crew to safety.
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