Show me the fries!

This from the Boston Market on Cedar Street recently while I was in line.  A woman comes up to the counter as the other person in my party (ok, it was Jeff our 11 p.m. producer) was ordering and the conversation goes like this:

CrazedWoman: How much do you charge for a small fries?
Cashier: Uhh, we don't sell fries.
CrazedWoman: YOU DON'T HAVE FRIES???
Cashier: No.

The look on this woman's face was hilarious.  If you hear the following line a script at 11 very soon it's no accident.

"President Obama hopes to get that legislation passed by the end of summer, but Republicans say that's about as likely as getting fries at a Boston Market."