"A CNN reporter recently said that listening to Obama give a speech was better than sex.  I'd have to agree, because every time he opens his mouth America gets screwed."

--Rush Limbaugh on his show March 3, 2009

It was actually a CNN GOP contributor not a reporter, but whatever.  I don't care if you're a Republican or Democrat, this is gold.  Despite being a member of his so-called "Drive-by Media," I find plenty of humor with the big boy.  Usually, it involves him arguing with his callers who are trying to agree with him.