Things I've Heard On Vacation

By: Jason Colthorp
By: Jason Colthorp

People say the wackiest things out here on the east coast.

Here are just a few of the things I've heard while on vacation here in Cape Cod: "Ben Affleck. I'm telling you, it was Ben Affleck." "It was Freddy Prinze, Jr. and Jessica Biel." "He's right. It was Jessica Biel-- God she's hot." -- debate at the Cotuit Kettleers Cape League Baseball game over who starred in the movie "Summer Catch." "Julie and Jason bought the keg." -- Jim telling everyone that we were supplying the hooch for the big 5K run aftermath on Saturday. He was lying. "Dad, I'm going. I'm peeing in the ocean." -- A.J. letting me know she has joined the club of people who have micterated in the Atlantic. "(In best Boston accent) I wanna raise a jar... to the 2004 Red Sox." -- Wally, who apparently toasts the first Sox championship every time he gets smothered. "You're on TV? You don't wear makeup or girly underwear or anything like that?" -- A crazy fisherman who apparently doesn't know what the lighting in a studio does to someone without makeup. "AAAUUUGHHHHHHH... AAAUUUUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!" -- Jim waking up in a horrific scream as I opened the door to his room just as he was aout to fall asleep. He was genuinely shrieking for his life and it was absolutely hilarious-- his screaming like a little girl, that is. More to come later, but right now it's time for a big Orme/O'Sullivan dinnner. We're also apparenlty way overdue to raising a jar to the '04 Red Sox. God, I love Walter.
Read More Blogs is happy to provide a forum for commenting and discussion. Please respect and abide by the house rules:

Keep it clean, keep it civil, keep it truthful, stay on topic, be responsible, share your knowledge, and please suggest removal of comments that violate these standards. Comments may take up to 24 hours or longer to appear on the site.

See full commenting rules...
powered by Disqus
WILX 500 American Road Lansing, MI 48911 517-393-0110
Copyright © 2002-2016 - Designed by Gray Digital Media - Powered by Clickability
Gray Television, Inc.